Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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