talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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