My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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