he puts the penis in happiness.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
