So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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