yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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