HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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