Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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