I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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