This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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