And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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