Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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