We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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