like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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