so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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