But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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