Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
is wine microwaveable?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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