Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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