Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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