Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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