btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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