pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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