do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I need to wash the frat house off of me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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