this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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