But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I touched a dick in church today
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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