u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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