i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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