Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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