Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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