I've blown a few things in my day
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
