Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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