no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Just cropdusted the office
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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