Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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