My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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