He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
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