He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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