i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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