Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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