ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So squirting runs in the family.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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