I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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