these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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