What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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