Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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