You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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