Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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