Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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