we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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