Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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