Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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