You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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