I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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