i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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