dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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