Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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