Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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