woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
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